Happy birthday brother, you are in your early twenties now, which means a full blown adult. What it means is that when I shake my friends with one hand, you shake them with one hand too, no more double-hand shaking. You are now old enough to invite your girlfriends over.
When they come, I’ll give you space, but don’t forget to use condoms because if you happen to get any of them pregnant, you don enter be that. Na that time you go know how much pampers and milk dey cost for market.
When I invite ladies over, don’t bother calling them aunty/sis, call them by their names, and lastly, don’t forget to gimme the respect I deserve, cos you are still my little brother.
Wishing you all the fun and enjoyment as you celebrate your day. Love you and wishing you more years ahead. Amen.
Your in brotherhood: Stalyf