The Law of relativity:
Sit with a beautiful woman whom you are planning on getting her digits and it seems like a second. before you finishing planning, she had walked away. Put your hand in a burning substance and it feels like eternity.
The light will go off, when the match is about to start.
Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of SMS:
If you mistakenly send your mum a message intended for your girlfriend, it must surely deliver.
Law of equality:
The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says I will call you in 5 minutes!
Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Proposal:
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one.
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.