December 2014 is almost here. Like real, this year is almost gone and before we know it, 2015 will show its face. A lot of events has happened in my life this year so far, but I would be boring you guys if I were to start recounting all the Read more…
After all the Christmas and New Year festivities, it was time to head back to Lagos again. It had been a fun filled two weeks with family and old friends. My friend Obus had called two days earlier and suggested we go to Lagos together to which I concurred. He Read more…
With me trying to be a man of my own, I decided to relocate out of my parents’ house and was sharing a room with my “friend” Bayo. I had no idea he smoked weed, despite his apprehensive movements and signature weed scent (abi na odour?) Barely two weeks after Read more…
The modern definition of the subject of this article has made the need for this publication even more compelling. Many have missed it as a result of their inability to distinguish between these two words. Let’s consider these two words and compare them? The word success as defined by Wikipedia Read more…
Hi Sweetheart, I hope you are fine wherever you are…I definitely know you are alive though. I don’t know your first name yet, but I know your last name will be “Umurhohwo” one day. Anyway, I don’t have much to say but I just want you to know that I’ve Read more…
A guy I know (let’s call him KC), got a BB picture message from his recent ex girl-friend of her having naked raunchy sex with a guy in a crazy position in her room. The picture was named “my new job”. He also noticed that her BB DP had been Read more…
In selecting the ministers for my government, the following took place in the mind of a young Nigerian (Oke Stalyf) between 11:00pm and 12:00am. My fellow Nigerians, the time has once again come to take steps towards engineering a progression of our nascent democracy. I, Oke Umurhohwo, being the President Read more…